I wish they made helmets for livers.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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