god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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