talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
He's a Shit stain on my heart
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
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