U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
What a fucking waste of an outfit
Me. At least after what I've been through.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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