What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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