No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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