I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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