party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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