And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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