If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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