So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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