The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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