wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
you would pick up someone in the library
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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