I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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