You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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