What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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