One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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