Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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