now i know why i became what i already was.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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