I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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