when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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