Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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