dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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