none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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