If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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