Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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