please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
