I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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