big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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