i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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