She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
I need moral support for this bender
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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