I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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