I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
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