so that wasnt chicken after all
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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