How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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