Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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