come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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