STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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