If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
you traded sex for a burrito?
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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