my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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