I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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