Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Randomize
