Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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