You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
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