did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Can you repeat that, but with context?
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize