Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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