okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
My feet surprised me
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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