I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
is this the sara with the beer cane?
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
