How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
