I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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