so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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