My balls are so social today.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Randomize
