She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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