There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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