Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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