you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Randomize
