you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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